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TIFU by not cleaning up a sex toy

This happened half an hour ago. I live together with my gf and her daughter (almost 4). The girls dad went with her to a birthday party of some relative and my gf and I we're alone. She seduced me wearing this really sexy dress and a Butt Plug with a pink Cat tail. Afterwards we showered together and forgot to clean Up this Butt Plug. Idk were it was tbh and thought my gf put it away.

Later that evening the girl came Home, found the Butt Plug with the pink tail and played with it, spinning it around in the air amd enjoying her new toy. My gf and I tried to remove it from her without success so her dad came in, saw what was happening and Boy was he shocked but also very amused. The girl wanted to Show her new toy to her uncle (my gfs Brother) who lives upstairs but luckily he didnt open the door. The girl asked us what her new toy was and my gf told her it was the toy from the neighbors cat and we had to give it back. Sadly this didnt Work as intended because my almost step daughter now wanted one for her own.

Panickly we tried to find pink cat tails on amazon without any sexual references but that was almost impossible. The 3 year old ist now throwing a tantrum on the floor begging for a Cat toy. Because it was scheduled for her to sleep At her grannys, we somehow had to get her there. My gf picked up her crying daughter to go there but to calm the kid a bit they had to take the toy with them. At the moment my two girls are visiting granny to show her the new toy. That could become very interesting so maybe i'll Post an update

TL;DR: my gfs daughter found our sex toy (Butt Plug) and wants to show it her granny (my gfs Mom)

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