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TIFU my girlfriend's fantasy

I originally shared this story in r/AmIOverreacting, but I feel like the fallout might be more fitting for this community. My gf had a roleplay idea she wanted us to explore. An oddly specific roleplay idea. She wanted to catch me watching gay porn, which would lead to an argument between us. However, in the heat of the moment, we would end up having hate sex, but it would not be business as usual in the bedroom. My gf would interrogate me mid sex and eventually get me to admit that I was actually attracted to my real life best friend all this time. It was a lot to take in, but there was more. My confession would leave my gf feeling like she was never enough, but instead of ending the sex, she would dominate me and pretend to be my best friend, which meant my ass had to be prepared for potential pegging.

I explained to my gf that I was open to trying new things in the bedroom, but I was hesitant about involving my best friend in our sex life, even though, on paper, it's nothing more than roleplay. Needless to say, looking my friend in the eye would be challenging as fuck if I nutted during sex after pretending to be attracted to him. Also, my gf expected me to be in the process of masturbating or at the very least be fully erect while getting caught watching gay porn, but I mean, I never watched gay porn, I never had the urge to watch gay porn, so I was like, I didn't mind watching gay porn for roleplay purposes, as long we were all on the same page in regards to the very high possibility of my penis being flaccid due to the lack of pussy. My gf said I sounded like all of her exes after she pitched the same roleplay fantasy to them, which disappointed her because she was hoping to finally be with someone who was confident and comfortable enough to bring her homo erotic fantasy to life.

After rolling my eyes and sighing because it was fucking obvious what my gf was doing, I agreed to do whatever the fuck she wanted to hopefully spare myself another comparison to her exes speech. Fast forward to the fantasy. My gf was in the shower, which was my cue to do some gay shit behind her back, hence the gay porn my dumb bf character decided to watch on the big flat screen tv in the living room. I had zero creative control other than the gay porn I wanted to watch. Knowing my gf, she probably thought it would low key be hilarious to see what kind of gay porn her straight bf ended up watching and attempted to jerk off to or whatever. I came across the perfect gay porn. In fact, it was so good, I managed to masturbate to completion moments before my gf caught me in the act. She was fucking livid when she came out of the shower and noticed me sitting in front of the tv with fleshly squeezed testicles, watching two naked girls go at it.

I said I was sorry for the premature protein dump, but the gay porn was hotter than I expected. My gf asked if she really had to spell out it for me that I was supposed to be watching two guys going at it. I said all I heard was gay porn, which applied to girl on girl stuff. My gf made it clear to me that she was no longer interested in going through with the fantasy and stormed off. I've been paying the price for my playfulness ever since because my gf is still giving me the cold shoulder.

Tl:dr My gf wanted to catch me watching gay porn as part of a homo erotic roleplay fantasy she had. I ended up going with girl on girl gay porn without telling my gf, who ended up getting upset at me for fucking with her fantasy and now she's making it her life's work to make sure I understand that she's gonna be mad at me forever.

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