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TIFU winning too hard at life yesterday

This happened yesterday, not today.

So money tight rn bills kicking my ass but yesterday bro… I lived like the mf main character. Normal day on the jobsite just grinding. Boss pulls up, not with tools not with problems but with beers and cutwaters. Man a legend. I got this coworker, he’s my homie but also my rival. we both same age and everybody knows we tryna get that supervisor spot. usually we competing like crazy. But yesterday? we just looked at each other, cracked a beer and shotgunned it in front of the crew. Rivalry paused. Respect unlocked. After work I’m starving so I hit Popeyes. they take like 10 mins and I’m like “bruh hurry tf up” but when I get the bag it’s a jackpot: 3 fries instead of 1 3 thighs AND a breast (I only ordered 2 pieces) biscuit baked so perfect it could be in a museum I’m like damn. I don’t even got money rn but life is GOOD. Then I hop in my dream truck (finally got it a few weeks ago still feels unreal) and decide to cruise the city. On 84th street going south then this lil Ford ranger pull up next to me. window rolls down and swear to god the most beautiful girl I ever seen in my life driving. We race a couple miles just pure adrenaline. I pull into the turn lane she keeps going straight. As she passes me she looks right at me and blows me a kiss. I just sat there laughing like “idk wtf I did to deserve this day, idk if I deserve it at all… but oh boy I’m enjoying the shit outta it.” So yeah. I may be broke. But yesterday? I didn’t just live life. I straight up won it.

TL;DR: Boss brought beers so I shotgunned with my rival, Popeyes blessed me with extra food, cruised in my dream truck and raced a goddess who blew me a kiss. I may be broke, but yesterday I straight up won life.

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