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TIFU by accidentally showing my mom yaoi

To start, in case you don't know what yaoi is (but I'm assuming you do) it's romance between two dudes and is also called boys love (or BL). Anyway, I'm 21 and I read a lot on my phone, I like lots of genres and will read just about anything depending on what I feel like. Straight romance, gay romance, action fantasy, martial arts, and occasionally smut of various kinds.

Today I felt like catching up on BL series I hadn't read in a while, and this one had smut in it. Halfway through the chapter the characters were getting intimate and I get a call, so I stop reading to answer it. My mom had used my phone earlier in the day to make a call and they called my number back instead of the number she left in her voicemail (her number). Anyway I go to my mom and pass her my phone so she can take the call, completely forgetting about what I had just been reading. I walk away to go do something and only realized my mistake when I hear my mom say "what the hell are you reading?"

My heart sank and I have never felt so embarrassed. I took my phone back and only managed to try and make light of the situation to lessen my embarrassment. I told my mom "don't judge me." Thankfully my mom dropped it, she didn't ask any more questions.

I think the only thing that saved me from a way worse outcome is 1. My mom is super chill about most things 2. I'm an adult, so my parents respect the fact that I do adult things and am responsible for myself and 3. I'm really close with my mom, so my mom will likely never bring this up again because she knows I'm embarrassed as hell.

Moral of the story? Remember to close your browser tab before lending your phone to a family member.

TL;DR I left gay smut open in my browser tab by accident and lent my mom my phone. She saw it and now I'm so embarrassed I could die.

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