TIFU by forgetting my mic was on during an online class

So this happened earlier today, and I still want to crawl under a rock.

I was attending my online college lecture half-asleep because it was an 8 AM class and I stayed up way too late watching anime (worth it). The professor was explaining something boring about economics, and I thought my mic was muted.

Apparently… it wasn’t.

I yawned really loud, said “bro, I’d rather be isekai’d into a world without taxes,” and then proceeded to hum the Attack on Titan opening while scrolling through memes.

Everyone froze. The chat started blowing up with “LMAO” and “bro said what!?”
The professor just sighed and said, “At least someone’s being honest about their enthusiasm.”

I panicked, slammed my laptop shut, and pretended my WiFi died.
Now my classmates keep calling me “Isekai Guy.” I will never live this down.

TL;DR: Forgot to mute my mic in class, accidentally told 50 people I want to be isekai’d out of the economy.