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TIFU by using my vacuum to dispose of stinkbugs

So to set the stage here, I live in rural Appalachia. Up here, stinkbugs love to start finding ways into your house around late summer-fall. They have an uncanny ability to fly directly into me while I sit at my desk, causing me to swat them. This then causes them to shit out their annoying cilantro smell, and I have absolutely had it with them. For the longest time, I'd try to get them onto some paper, an envelope, whatever I could find and get them outside. Well now, we're at the point where I'm ejecting 5-10 per day, and I'm over it. I had the brilliant idea to just use my vacuum to suck them up, since I always have it standing by anyway. It worked great! As soon as they go to fly, they get sucked in. I was very satisfied with my solution, since it meant they also didn't get to live another day to turn around and come back inside.

And then after about a week, I went to vacuum my floors. The entire apartment was rapidly filled with the smell of cilantro. Now any time I run the vacuum, the smell disperses throughout the apartment. I've emptied and cleaned it a few times but the smell is still there. Goddammit.

TL;DR: Got annoyed at stinkbugs, decided to use vacuum to get rid of them. Vacuum now emits the smell of cilantro when in use and I cannot for the life of me get it to go away.

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