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TIFU Pulling a hair off my thigh

So this happened a few weeks ago, but I still sometimes shiver at the thought. If you’re a girl you know you shed and hair ends up everywhere. You don’t know how it got there but it did and you pull it off you.

Well I was using the bathroom when I noticed a hair was stuck to my upper inner thigh. I finished peeing and cleaned myself, then went to wipe it away as well. Well it got stuck on the toilet paper and I noticed it was like maybe on me farther than I thought like when you’re in the shower and it somehow ends up in your crack? So I pulled it, when all of a sudden I feel this tug along with pressure all the way into my lower abdomen. My hips all of a sudden light up with cramp pains and I hunch over. My immediate reaction is “WTF WAS THAT?!” Now my initial thought is, “was that my IUD string?!” But I know that my IUD is indeed intact and it was definitely a hair.

So I go let me just kinda pull it a little more. Part of it snaps, but I get hit with pressure and cramps and I realize that the hair is somehow caught on my IUD. I’m sitting there on the toilet thinking I have to get it off my IUD and I have to do it by myself. I had to basically feel around inside and pull it off. I did- successfully - it was like knotted on the IUD string. I’m a little traumatized from that experience.

I immediately texted my cousin because I don’t know how it got there, when it got there, and they go “you f-cked it up there that’s how”. So if you ever start off having sex beneath blankets, beware, if there is a hair anywhere on your blankets you have a chance of getting it pushed inside you and if you have an IUD you also have a chance of it getting stuck.

TL;DR I had a hair wrapped around my IUD because my fiancée and I had sex and somehow a hair got pushed inside me. It was awful. Don’t recommend that experience.

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