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TIFU By using a period simulator with new friends.

So I just moved to a new city and I’m trying to make new friends. I am a high functioning AudHD so it’s naturally a struggle, but I decided to really push myself and I went to a nerdy hangout spot and met a few guys and girls in a group and somehow managed to get myself invited to their next card group party. So last night we were all at their house and we were having fun talking and exchanging stories and the topic slowly became about gender identity

For context, one of the group members was a trans woman. And they were simulating their period via a period cramp simulator. Which, as far as transition goes is the most dedication I have ever seen in a person for almost anything sexuality or otherwise. But the guys being guys in the group and the girls laughing obviously decided that we could all try it ourselves because we could handle it.

The girls of course, went first and they went all the way to the max level with almost no physical signs of discomfort, except for one girl who mentioned that hers never usually get worse than level six. One by one everyone in the group tries it and then I decide to go last because I definitely did not want to find out how painful it could get be.

So I get strapped in and one of the ladies turns it up to start on level five.

I need to preface this by saying that I have a DL Pain kink. That I am very ashamed of so that gives you context where this is going.

So as soon as I felt the first sensations, the first thing I said was “oh fuck me” followed by a very deep moan. I have never heard silence that loud in my life as everyone turned to look at me. Unfortunately I also chose to wear joggers so I couldn’t really hide anything as to the effect it was having.

Now this is where I think I might’ve been friends with a sadist because she decides to immediately turn it up to 10. And it was one of the most satisfied sensations I’ve ever felt in my life at the same time I had to rip it off before I finished in front of a group of people because it took me a second to remember where I was.

The whole thing couldn’t have taken longer than two minutes, but I feel I have done irreparable damage to my relationships with these new people. I shortly thereafter just left the party and went home. I have received several messages from the group chat since, but I have not looked at any of them at of fear and shame.

TL;DR I tried to make new friends, but almost came from my period simulator in front of everyone

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