TIFU by wearing the WORST underwear to work

So from the other day -

This is what I get for putting off doing my laundry.

I had to get ready for work and all I had left were some boyshorts that were a few years old that still kind of fit, but I remember them for being annoying and riding up all the time. They were all I had left so I had to tough it out.

I work in retail currently where I am a "merchandiser". Basically my job is to unpack our product shipment and display it on our sales floor by hanging or folding our products so they look good displayed out on the floor.

I am always moving around at work. Going to back to get more hangers or tags, bending over to get boxes, climbing ladders etc. The whole time I'm moving around I can feel my underwear riding up my ass.

I try to pick it throughout the day but it was non stop. I was BUSY today so I could only pick it from the outside of my jeans which really doesn't do much. Every movement I made caused the boyshorts to ride up again.

FINALLY it was time for my break so I go to our bathroom in the back. I undo my jeans and literally with both hands grab the back of my boyshorts/thong and pull out the biggest wedgie I think I've ever had.

Being wedgie free lasted for about the duration of my break because as soon as I started moving around it became a thong again.

TL;DR I put off doing my laundry for a few weeks and I had to deal with a massive wedgie at work because of it.