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TIFU by ignoring the hole in my bag of instant oatmeal

Content warning for gross food stuff/emetophobia. You have been warned.

So I was rifling through my dry food pantry looking for something to eat, right? I find this box of instant dried oatmeal, the kind that comes in little paper bags and is banana maple flavored or w/e. The bags look a little worse for wear, little greasy, but it's fine. It's dried, it's not like there's anything in there that could spoil, right?

I follow the instructions, open up the bag, pour it into a bowl, and fill up the empty bag with water up to the fill line. Water starts pouring out the side of the bag, through a small hole I did not previously notice. Well, that's inconvenient. I do not take a moment to wonder "why is there a hole in here? and a perfectly circular one at that? how long have these packets been sitting in the back of the cabinet of this 50 year old house?", instead I finish prepping my breakfast and toss it in the microwave. Yippee, yummy oatmeal!

I sit down and eat. It tastes perfectly fine. Textures a little off but I can live with that. I look into the bowl, and an intrusive thought passes through me. "Huh, some of these oats kinda look like tiny worms, isn't that weird." I think nothing of it though, probably just my brain trying to freak itself out. I keep eating. About halfway through the bowl I start to feel ill. My stomach flips. I squish one of the bizarre looking oats. It does not behave in the way an oat should. It's soft and creamy on the inside, and thicker than an oat should be. There was a hole in the bag. These have been sitting in the back of the pantry for god knows how long. Oh my god, I've been eating worms. I throw out the rest of the bowl, as well as any other oatmeal packets in the pantry. I throw up in the sink shortly thereafter.

According to my research, they were probably carpet beetle larvae. Not poisonous or anything, I'm fine, but I think that oatmeal might be ruined for me forevermore.

TL;DR: I ignored all the red flags while preparing sus instant oatmeal and ended up eating beetle larvae.

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