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TIFU by trying to cook a valentine's day meal at my boyfriend's

so I (19f) went over to my boyfriend's (19m) to spend Valentine's day together. I bought a tesco meal to chuck in the oven since I've started a new job which means waking up at 4am. I don't usually cook at his place as I feel comfier cooking homemade meals at home.

anyways, I bought camembert for a starter, lasagne and chips for a main, and a brownie pudding for dessert. I time everything perfectly and the cheese comes out. we go to dig in and it's a bit more solid than usual, but we finish it anyway. then comes the main and the chips were solid, and the lasagne was lukewarm??

we power through it, but leave some of the main. me n bf were discussing the meal afterwards and I talk about the setting I put it on and maybe It was the wrong one. He goes down to check and we finally learn why (t)ifu.

The. oven. wasn't. actually. on. I never pressed the middle button to turn it on. We had room temp food.

We never actually had the dessert either because we were so full from cold food, which was what I was looking forward to the most. 🥲

TL;DR - Bought an oven meal for Valentine's day, food was terrible. Found out it was because I didn't turn the oven on properly.

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