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TIFU i have a huge crush on alice weidel

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TIFU i have a huge crush on alice weidel

First of all: i am woke.

Alice Weidel is a far right german political

i know how goofy alice weidel is but i am - for reasons UNKNOWN to me - extremely(!!) attracted to her. Maybe it’s because I suppose she is dominant, idk

but i never had such a attraction to someone and i had many relationships with attractive girls

A few days ago, the girl i am dating at the moment wanted to needle me by ironically saying that i surely dream about alive weidel.

didn’t think much about weidel before but since then she doesn’t leave my head.

She is not even my type and I never before fell for a politician.

She actually is my very first celebrity crush⁉️which is FRUSTRATING bc i wanna fck her but obvs can’t :(

I’m a lesbian, female, 20 years old…

TL;DR: Weidel is my crush, and i have no idea at all why, she’s neither very attractive nor smart or a good person

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