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Last night I jokingly told my niece (5) and nephew (7) that Canada is 6 oligopolies in a trench coat which they found hilarious.
They asked me to give them an example, so I explained how the Big 3 grocers (Sobey’s, Metro, Loblaws) own all the smaller grocery stores. I explained shrinkflation, decreasing quality of ingredients etc. They asked about the Nutella my mom had just bought them and I told them about palm oil. My outraged nephew asked “why can’t Canada put these companies in jail? Can we sue them? Do you know a lawyer? Why do they get to destroy the monkey’s homes and scam us?!”. He was very upset, and my niece had tears in her eyes. She loves animals very much.
I then told them that sometimes the good guys win, so I explained the bread fixing scandal and how a lot of Canadians just got our $49.11 settlement money. They felt better and decided to save the Nutella receipt and sue when they’re adults.
I took my niece to Starbucks this morning and it was next to a Loblaws. She yelled out in public “hey auntie look, it’s the evil Loblaws!”.
They told their parents this morning and now they’re mad at me and asked that I not radicalize the kids so young. The kids want to boycott Loblaws and Nutella.
TL;DR: TIFU by explaining how Loblaws is evil, and accidentally radicalized my niece (5) and nephew (7).
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