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TIFU by trying to prove my smoke alarm was too sensitive and accidentally proving it worked perfectly

Obligatory this happened yesterday, and my apartment still smells faintly like burnt confidence.

I have a smoke alarm right outside my kitchen that goes off constantly. Toast slightly too dark? Screaming. Oven door open for three seconds? Screaming. Boiling water with too much personality? Somehow also screaming.

Yesterday I was making a grilled cheese and it started going off again before anything was even smoking. I got annoyed and told my girlfriend that the alarm was basically useless because it reacted to everything.

She said, “Maybe it’s just doing its job.”

For some reason, I decided this was the moment to defend my honor against a plastic ceiling circle.

I said I could prove it was too sensitive. My plan was to make another grilled cheese the exact same way, keep the window open, fan running, everything normal, and show that it would still go off for no real reason.

Except while I was explaining this very smart experiment, I forgot the pan was already heating.

Then I forgot the butter was in the pan.

Then I forgot bread burns really fast when you are busy giving a speech about fire safety.

The alarm went off again, but this time there was absolutely smoke. Real smoke. Dramatic smoke. Smoke with a purpose.

My Fuck Up

I tried to prove the smoke alarm was overreacting by creating the most valid smoke alarm event of the month.

My girlfriend opened the windows while laughing so hard she couldn’t talk. I stood there waving a towel under the alarm like I was surrendering to it.

The grilled cheese was black on one side and somehow still cold in the middle.

TL;DR: Tried to prove my smoke alarm was too sensitive, got distracted explaining my genius plan, burned a grilled cheese, filled the kitchen with smoke, and proved the alarm was actually doing fine.

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