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TIFU because my dad found my sex toys.

So my 19f boyfriend 20m bought me a couple sex toys a couple months ago. I put them in an old shoe box in the corner of my bedroom, at the bottom of a pile of other things that were in storage, all the stuff was in-front of the attic door that is in my bedroom. I completely forgot about them.

My family, my boyfriend and I are all going on holiday at the end of the week. I was away at my boyfriend’s house a few towns over for the weekend. While i was away, my father decided he didn’t want to wait until I came back on Monday to get the suitcases out of the attic. He went into my room with my little brother 18m and began to move all my stuff that was in-front of the attic door.

He found the shoe box, apparently it tipped over and everything inside fell out and he had to rush to put all the items back inside before my little brother saw.

I arrive home on Monday, everything is fine. No one mentions anything. Then on today when we finish eating dinner, my mother leaves to go to a pottery class, my brother goes upstairs, leaving my father and I alone.

He turns round to me and tells me what happened. I am so embarrassed, but then he accuses me of having no respect for him or his house, because I am in possession of these items. I calmly said that it was kind of his own fault, he went looking around in my bedroom without permission, he could have waited until I arrived home the next day. I am an adult, and Its really none of his buisness.

I left the room and went up to my bedroom.
I am mortified, but it was kind of his own fault.

TLDR: my dad found my sex toys.

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