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TIFU by not labeling my carrot bread

So lately, I've gotten into light baking. Nothing crazy just cookies and loaves. We've had a surpluss of carrots, so I decided to make carrot cake bread loaf thing. The first batch was great. Between my wife and our two housemates, it disappeared quickly.

I decided to make another batch last night, but this time, with freshly made cannabis infused butter. Nothing too crazy strong but infused nonetheless. I told one of my housemates about it, though I didn't see their partner at all so didn't get the chance to tell them.

When I got up thing morning there was a sizable chunk missing. Like four times as much as I had ate the night before. My heart immediately sank. It's fine that it got eaten since I made it for everyone but it seemed a bit early for anyone to have some. I know my wife didn't, so I asked the housemate that I told about the cannabis if they had any. They did not. They also forgot I put cannabis in it and thanked me before they got a chance to snack on any before their meeting. Their partner, totally unaware of the cannabis, had two big slices for breakfast before going on their merry way to work.

They're also a total lightweight.

So now my housemate is baked at work but didn't know it for a while, wondering why they're so chatty, in a light/good mood but also a bit anxious. Fortunately they didn't end up crying in a bathroom somewhere and that they're totally chill about it, but damn I feel bad.

Best part is that it's totally my fault. I remember thinking, while drifting off to sleep last night, that I should label it but was too lazy/sleepy/high to get out of bed to do so.

TL:DR: Didn't label my cannabis infused carrot cake and accidentally dosed my housemate before they left for work.

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