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TIFU by sharing a bluetooth connection with my dad

So I like listening to these guided relaxation audios to help me unwind. Today I told my parents that I needed 40 minutes to listen to a recording, and then went to my room to start.

Midway through the recording, the audio stream on my bluetooth headphones switches, and I hear a fake sexy voice whisper “You’ll never see videos like these on a free site”, followed by a standard porno scene opening dialogue. I walk out into the hall still drowsy and a bit confused, and my dad comes out of his office with the big grin of somebody who was just caught in the act.

We both realize what had happened and fall on the floor laughing.

Anyway, Mom hears us laughing and comes to see what’s going on. I tell her, and the 3 of us can’t stop cracking up. Then I ruin the beautiful and gross little family moment by telling my mom that the girls in the porn video were speaking Spanish. She thought it was funny up until then, but after I told her that, she got very quiet and visibly serious. Oops.

TL:DR: Heard my dad listening to porn through my bluetooth headphones. Had a good laugh about it. Then accidentally hurt my mom's feelings by disclosing too many specifics.

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