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TIFU by vacuuming too carelessly, resulting in an accidental suction injury to my body part

Okay so this really did happen today, this morning in fact.

I was vacuuming the floor with my new (powerful) vacuum cleaner. And I was being quite careless, accidentally vacuuming all over the place, walls, counter tops, feet, legs, etc.

The vacuum cleaner managed to grab onto a part of my body that happened to be sticking out of my loose clothing. It accidentally got stuck in the vacuum cleaner for a few minutes, I really didn't realise it was causing an injury at the time, not that it matters because it's an accident.

It hurt, but it didn't bother me that much and I ended up switching the vacuum cleaner off but accidentally switched it back on again a few times. Initially there was no obvious damage but when the vacuum cleaner got a good hold, it really hurt and then I knew I fucked up. I was so careless leading to a terrible mistake.

My body part got cut up.

Inside it is damaged. I don't know how bad yet.

The doctors didn't believe that it was an accident.

They're trying to stay professional but they obviously think it's funny.

I regret vacuuming so carelessly with loose clothing on, leaving me open to injury.

TL;DR: I accidentally managed to get my body part stuck in a vacuum cleaner for a few minutes, causing an injury to my body part, cutting it and damaging inside my body part.

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