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TIFU by wearing sleeping shorts with a short inseam

I (30M) recently bought a pair of sleeping shorts with a pretty short inseam (which I didn’t realize when I bought them). However they are super comfortable and I live alone so no big deal usually.

However, I recently went to visit my longtime female friend at her beach condo and spent the weekend there on the couch.

This is where I fucked up. We were getting ready for bed and I had changed into my sleeping shorts (which I always wear commando). I was laying on one side of the L-shaped couch and she was sitting on the other part of it. She randomly looked at my and starts cracking up and say “hey I can see your dick”. I guess the way more shorts sat she could see up one of the sides. I am actually pretty self conscious and made me feel bad.

TL;DR my platonic female friend saw my dick

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