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TIFU by having sex toy wipes delivered to my elderly ex-landlady's house.

I (22F) ordered 3 packs of sex toy wipes from Lovehoney as my fiance and I had ran out. The account was first made when I was a uni student living as a lodger with a 78 year old lady and was single and ready to mingle.. They were supposed to be delivered on 23rd December, however post arrives today and still no sight. I check the tracking and realise they have been delivered, to the house I used to lodge in.

Me and the landlady have a friendly relationship but this was a new intimacy I didn't want. I sent her a quick text saying that a parcel arrived for me and would she mind forwarding it on, I would cover postage etc. She replied almost instantly to say she opened the parcel as there was no name (old people), and that the fancy wipes looked like a nice sample selection for her 2 year old grandson so she had given them to her son and his children for Christmas. I am MORTIFIED.

The wipes themselves only say toy and body wipes on, but it is written underneath a huge Lovehoney logo. I used to babysit for her son and daughter in law and am truly horrified by the fact they will 99% think their elderly mother has bought them some sex wipes for their young children.

My ex landlady is transferring me the money and I have told her that she ought to let her son know they were meant for me, as I doubt he will be able to recover if he thought that of his mum. Meanwhile, I am deleting her address from any and all accounts as quickly as I can.

EDIT: I panicked and said the wipes are not something you would give to your grandchild and are an adult gift, so she is fully aware of their intention now.

TL:DR I sent sex toy wipes to my elderly ex-landlady by accident and she opened them and gave them to her 2 year old grandson for Christmas.

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