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TIFU by ignoring blood in my stool until reading another TIFU that scared me.

Obligatory happened 3 hours ago.

The post that scared me: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/l21s75/tifu_dismissing_bright_red_blood_in_my_stool_for/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

I ignored blood in my stool even after two rounds of hemroid compound creams didn't cure it I decided to just ignore it. Well I'm browsing reddit when I read the above post. I tell myself 'that's crazy better check it out'. Well I schedule an appointment with my doctor. Clean out my intestines and go in for my endoscopy.

The nurse is trying to get me to relax and telling me I probably have roids and don't stress. They wheel me in and put me under.

I wake up and I'm very uncomfy. My tush feels like someone cut it. Well the doctor comes in and tells me he removed a very large polyp. Either pre cancerous or is cancerous (sent it to get biopsied). And my butt is stapled on the inside with metal clamps. He also thanks me for actually coming in and told me that he was glad he caught it early enough.

So thank you u/HunterxhunterFan for encouraging me to go get my butthole checked with your post.

TL;DR: Read a TIFU post that finally got me to check if I have colon cancer. Found a very large polyp. I may also have Colon Cancer. Try to be healthy to reduce your risk.

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