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TIFU by getting the courage to ask my crush out for lunch

So there's this cute lady I work with at the office whom I've had a crush on since she joined the company about 5 months ago. Today I finally asked her out. She said yes, so we went for lunch. Lunch went great, she agreed to go back to my place to hangout for a bit, maybe have a drink or smoke a blunt. While we talked we realised we're both weed-heads, something that made us almost click immediately.

Back at my place, we were having a great time, then things started getting steamy. I won't bore you with the details, however, I'll just say we went to the last base! However, the fuck up comes when about 15 mins in, she'd cum a few times, and she was now waiting for me to cum... My dick decided, "not today son!".

We spent the next 10 mins trying different positions in an effort to make me cum, but my dick just wouldn't get the memo. After trying for what seemed like ages, we eventually tired out. She was not amused. I could see the disappointment in her face. She even said, "you mean all of that was for no reason?" so I asked what she meant and she said, "the best part of sex is when the guy cums"... she even went ahead to add, "you're having the best time of your life, why won't you cum?!"

I mean, she wasn't wrong, I was quite definitely having the best time of my life, however, my dick wasn't cooperating nor communicating right. I really like this girl, and I just couldn't believe that I was literally in bed with her!

Anyway, long story short, we promptly wrapped up the session, got dressed, then I walked her to her Uber so she could go home. Right before she got in the Uber, we exchanged numbers and part ways. Actually, I took her number then promised to hit her up shortly. Well, about 2 mins later, I hit her up asking her to let me know when she got home safe.

Well, that was about 1 hr ago Redditors, and I'm yet to hear back from her.

I totally blame my 'whiskey dick' on the porn & masturbation I've been consuming to nurse my loneliness during this COVID period. I rubbed one off today morning to a Subreddit on here, and to be honest, all this PMO stuff is taking a toll on my dating life. Also, I rubbed one off not expecting today to end with me having the most amazing sex with my crush.

Anyway! That's all folks!

TLDR: I wanked one off today morning, had amazing sex later in the day but wasn't able to cum disappointing my crush. Now I'm here 1 hour later, waiting for a response and I'm not sure I'm going to get one.

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