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TIFU by getting stoned out my mind while my girlfriend is in the next room choking to death.

I don’t normally get high but I wanted to try these edibles I ordered online to help with my sleep.

It’s about 6pm, I eat one. Nothing happens. I eat two, nothing. Stupid me thinking this was a waste of money decided to eat 6 edibles altogether. Fuck it right, shit ain’t working, but still taste pretty good.

Cue to about an hr later, I’m lying in bed starting to trip the fuck out. This is far from feeling relaxed; I try to stand but can’t. I feel dizzy. My heart’s racing. Each breathe is feeling heavier. I’m having an out of body experience. I get up to splash water in my face. Doesn’t help. The thought of cutting myself to feel the pain crossed my mind. Anything to feel alive. Instead, I find myself sitting on the stairs of our apartment building shirtless with just my underwear on, feeling the cold air to relax me. All I’m remembering is this stupid Joe Rogan podcast where I heard him say some people never come back from a high, fearing this is what’s happening to me.

My girlfriend meanwhile had been suffering from a bad asthma attack all day but it’s been manageable. She’ll cough here and there but nothing too serious. Then she’ll have these bursts of non-stop coughing until she can spit out all the phlegm from her congested lungs. But still, she’ll have it under control.

I’m lying in bed again as standing is too much for me. I hear coughing coming from the next room. She can handle it, I think. Coughing continues. Then I hear “I can’t breathe!”. But did I just hear that? I’m too fucked too move. Too fucked to do anything. Hoping that was all just in my head.

The coughing continues. It’s enough to now knock some sense in me to realize I need to get the fuck up to help her. I’m pretty much useless and all I can do is hit her back to help get the phlegm out. Thankfully that’s enough.

Knowing she’s okay, and knowing I’m still high and useless, I just go back to bed, hoping to sleep it off.

It’s been a week later and she’s better. No more edibles for me. That shit was too scary.

TL;DR got high from eating edibles while my girlfriend was choking from an asthma attack.

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