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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

TIFU by Rejecting my crush date probably

This was before the pandemic so more then a year.

I had a crush on this girl she is everything i hoped and dreamed in a girl. She's smart beautiful, and funny. she made me believe in love for a while. The first time we met is our first year in college but I never had the courage nor the chance to talk to her cause of my anxiety also I thought she never knew that I exist.

Then I found out that we have some friends in commune they told me about her and about a social club she was attending to. So I tried to join that club which was hell for me, I'm not a very social person also I'm tall and I have a resting bitch face, people often tell me that I look intimidating. But It was worth it I got to hang out with her and to know her better, to find out that we shared a lot of interests. similar taste in music , same interests in art and so. But as a wise girl one said " Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do, doesn't mean she's your soul mate. " -Rachel Hansen.

Years past we graduated and we lost contact but my feelings for her were still strong heck they kind of still exist to this day. Also your instagram accounts we were following each other. which bring me to the the FU .

One day in winter my friends and I went out for a walk late at night, to find out my favourite ice cream shop open so we got some . my bud took a picture of me eating it. I posted it on instagram. I never post on instagram. but the time I did it didnt work for me. So when I got home I checked my phone to find out that she texed me.

Her : Mmmm Ice cream.

Me : Yeah the best in town.

Her : I would really like ice cream one day.

Me (as an idiot): Its kinda cold weather for ice cream .

and to this day I didn't get over this , maybe by telling you guys you can get a laugh and I can get over it.

TL;DR : I had a crush on a girl for years and I rejected and waisted the perfect chance to ask her out.

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