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TIFU By sending nudes to the wrong person...

TIFU, BIG TIME. This happened about 15 minutes ago and I've only just recovered enough to write this. (TLDR at the end)

Title says it pretty well. Me and my partner were spending some quality time over the phone since we don't live together and got into "The mood". Lots of over the phone masturbation etc (no I won't elaborate). I was in a particularly good mood today and offered to send some material for them. I didn't just send a simple nude. I went the full nine yards...

For context me and my partner enjoy some spiciness, not just a bit of exotic lingerie or light slap on the ass during sex. We are a very very kinky couple. And in my artistic wisdom I wanted to put a show on I know they'd like...

So me. In a collar, full body lingerie, using one of the larger toys. Begin to take a few images and send them over discord. But here lies the issue, I was messaging them alot earlier and I assumed it would open to my partners DMs but raging horny me forgot that I had had a quick chat with a friend of mine just before and started sending them to the wrong person without realising.

Now as I said these weren't just your standard picket fence nudes, these were Satan's personal collection level nudes. And I'd just sent the entire gallery to my friend... I only realised when my partner started to get impatient they hadn't seen the pics yet. Needless to say I deleted them at terminal velocity but wasn't sure if my friend had seen them yet. His status said he was online but he hadn't sent any messages so I could know. All I could do was send an apology if he'd seen them and pray...

I've known this friend since practically birth.

He doesn't reply to any of my messages so I give him a call to apologise If nothing else. First goes to voicemail. Second they hung up. Third they hung up. My brain is starting to panic as I assume they'd seen them and is now avoiding me since I just sent a 4k look into my private life to them.

They replied with a message. I'm already starting to overthink and assume that the message is them denouncing our lifelong friendship, calling me a freak or worse.

Luckily he was just confused why I'd called him at 2am and woken him up. Either he was lieing or I had gotten lucky and managed to hide my private life and keep our friendship safe. The conversation continues and needless to say I was still terrified he was lieing. He stops messaging for a bit and I start to overthink.

He finally replies after a minute with: "Hey, do you know where to find coal and iron in 1.17 on minecraft?"

...

I just saw my life end and then my ressurection in a single 10 minute message thread. FUCK.

TLDR: Accidentally sent incredibly spicy nudes to a lifelong friend instead of my partner. Luckily he was asleep and missed the messages.

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