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TIFU by laughing at a girl trying to give me head.

Well, where to start. This happened two nights ago. I’m currently having a ‘friends with benefits’-thingy going with a girl I’ve known for quite some time. She lives in another city where I’m currently working and from time to time I’m staying at her place because it’s more comfortable for me regarding my commute and also.. well.. the sex is fucking great. Lately we’ve been talking about eating edibles together since she never has and wanted to try them out, and I figured I’d bake a batch of cookies for us. Also she came home from two weeks of vacation and was looking forward to see, and well, do things with me.  

Two nights ago I picked her up from the airport, drove to her place and then we finally ate them, with me eating a tad more since I’m a big fella nearly weighing twice her weight, and after some time we both could feel a relaxing high approaching.  

At some point she undressed herself trying to initiate sexy time, and without skipping a beat I spat out a laugh, then covering my mouth for a moment of muffled snickering, receiving a confused look from her. In that moment I knew that I definitely ate too much and that we’re on different levels of ‘being high’, but wanted to play it cool, because, well, a very attractive woman wants to have sex with me. I apologized, and then tried to calm down for a moment. She then continued her plan of having a good pounding, crawling towards me, touching my legs and undressing my boxers.. which resulted in me starting to snicker again. I don’t know why I found her touching me and crawling towards me so funny, but god damn, I couldn’t keep my composure. Trying to not ruin the moment and distract myself from whatever I found funny I bit down on my index finger, but as soon as she started to kiss my inner thighs and put her lips around my cannabis-infused love maker I couldn’t keep it together. I bursted into a laughing fit like never before, hysterically laughing while kind of turning to the side and away from her to not reveal my stupid ‘teared-up from laughing’ face.  

Can you imagine? Desperately craving sex for two weeks, initiating it the moment that seems perfect and then being confronted with a two metre tall bearded guy in a fetal position uncontrollably giggling at everything you do?  

Well, long story short: I had to sleep on the couch, there was no sexy time in the evening and she was still somewhat pissed about me laughing at her ‘trying to be sexy’ (which was never the intention of the laugh, but well) in the morning.

 

TL;DR: Girl sexually frustrated because guy ate too much cookies starting a giggling-contest instead of using his pocket rocket.

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