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TIFU by not shitting for 4 days

NSFW bc kinda fucking gross

Spoiler bc you'll spoil your appetite for certain

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This happened under an hour ago

So, for the past few days I've started being an adult and actually making proper meals for myself with HelloFresh. I'd get 3 orders on Friday and cook them on fri-sun. This is where the downhillery begins.

Today, Monday, I woke up for work and it just clicked in my head; I have not had a shit since Thursday. I went to work, tried having a shit during my lunch but just couldn't get much out in under 10 minutes, so I had to leave it until I got home.

Fast forwards to this evening, I was feeling fine, had some nice garlic potatoes with crumbed chicken breasts, along with a second supper which was thai noodles with more chicken (not fat, more like midnight snack).

I was lying in bed around 12:30 when I noticed my appendix started aching like crazy. I remember needing a shit a lil bit earlier but I brushed it off for a job for the morning. 10 mins later I'm sweating and googling away at appendicitis symptoms. The pain wasn't getting worse.

Feeling nervous and drastic, I decided it was time to use/abuse the can. Literally the first shit just disappeared. It was so dense that it just went straight into the sewers. Terminal velocity probably fucked someone's undead goldfish.

I literally shat out about 3 shits in one session. I didn't even have to clean the toilet, it was spotless. My appendix doesn't hurt anymore.

TL;DR

Didn't shit for several days and my stomach probably pushed on my appendix enough to hurt it after I ate 2 meals in one night, causing me to think I have appendicitis, but instead it was about 5kg worth of shit.

Please don't comment saying "oh no!!!!1! go doctr!!?!". I have a job and 0 holiday days, I'm not wasting my sick days to find out I was literally full of shit

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