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TIFU by sucking my wifes tit on a zoom meeting

Title says it all. I was on an unscheduled Zoom with me and my 2 other coworkers and my manager. We were trying to troubleshoot email issues and after 30 or so minutes my manager told us to go back to our work and he'd let us know when he was done talking to IT so we could see if it was fixed. We all stayed on Zoom though. After going through some work my wife came up to me and started talking to me and I completely forgot my zoom meeting was going on. After talking about what we wanted to do that weekend(all unmuted but nobody said anything) she lifted up her shirt and fed me her tits while I went back and forth and licked both of them in full and plain view of my camera. After about 1 minute I hear my name being called by my manager, I panic and remember the zoom is still on, open the window and shortly apologize and my wife runs out of the room in her own panic. Now I am being called from HR and the Director telling me they'd like to move past it but I'll likely lose my work from home privilege and have to commute to work every day now.(40 min drive each way) My coworkers are cool and laughed about it, but I feel my professional reputation may never recover and I think I'll need to find a new job to escape this embarrassment.

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TL:DR My wife flashed my coworkers and I sucked on her tits when I forgot a zoom meeting was going on in the background. Now likely losing work from home benefit and have extreme embarrassment with my coworkers.

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