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Tifu by believing a guys claims about his sexual performance

So I (f 25) met this guy at a bar...we hit it off and Doon were were back st my place getting frisky.

Now for context, it had been a couple of months since I last had sex and I was really hoping for a good long night of fun. I told this to the guy to be up front and he started bragging about how he could last a long time and its kinda just thing...I took him for his word and was eager for the fun to begin.

We take our clothes off (he kept hid backward baseball hat on btw) and I start giving him a hj. He gets hard really quick and I soon begin the blowjob but I can't get more that 2 stokes in with out him saying "stop stop"

At this point I'm skeptical of his tall claims of stamina but I keep going...after about 90 of his he yells stop again....I stop. And they he shouts " quick suck it suck it"

This made me mad ..so I start telling him about how I don't appreciate being told what to do but before I could finish a rope of cum shoots up and hits me on my glasses. I immediately burst out laughing and for some reason it was one of those times where I couldn't stop I was laughing at the situation not necessarily him....but he got super defensive.

He kept saying " it's not funny" before he got changed and left.

I woke up this morning and wanted to share with you about this experience. Anyone have any interesting thoughts/ observations to share?

Tldr: believed a guys claims about his sexual prowess and was sorely disappointed

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