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TIFU by using condoms on my own

So yeah, I didn't use the condoms today but the TIFU did happen today. My partner and I had just come back from a trip so we were in the process of storing things and everything when she found a pack of 3 condoms with only 1 remaining. Obviously, she thinks I used them for something else and shit is ensuing.

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So as for the backstory, we were in our hometown for the last few months and we both stay with our parents, so we end up being split up at least for the work hours and then I go to visit her at her parent's house and return to sleep at mine. During one of the days, there was talk about her going to where I was staying so on an errand to buy some stuff from the pharmacy I picked up some good ol' condoms in hope of something happening. Of course, nothing did, because we were always doing something else and didn't have time for that to happen. So me, being the idiot I am, decided to watch porn someday and use them to avoid the clean-up. It does feel weird to use them but that doesn't matter when you're horny. So in the end I used up 2 condoms and stored them in my backpack. If the situation was the other way around then I would have a hard time believing the story. So, yeah, marriage probably ruined?

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TL;DR: I used 2 condoms while playing with myself and my partner found the lone one. Marriage probably ruined. Send help.

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Edit: For those advising me to come out and tell her the truth please note that I already did, she of course doesn't believe that as a possible scenario.

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