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TIFU by passing gas while wearing a buttplug then screaming at my boss.

Obligatory this happened yesterday not today. Also throwaway account because I'm appalled....

So recently my partner (32M) and I (27F) started experimenting with anal play. Nothing too crazy. I purchased some anal trainer plugs that are smaller sizes and meant to help you work up to actually wearing a plug. They come in 3 sizes and are made of a soft silicone. The idea is to get your muscles used to relaxing enough to let an object inside. I started small, of course, with no issue and moved up to the 2nd size rather recently.

I was chatting with my partner and he suggested some kink-adjacent activities like wearing my plug in public. I was thrilled with the idea and got on board right away! (I'm dumb and thought wearing it to work would be a good plan....) So yesterday morning I got all lubed up, slipped in my tier 2 plug and finished getting ready for work. Driving to work I had no issues as the tier 2 was quite comfortable.

Lets just say I got pretty busy at work and completely forgot I was plugged so about 2 hours goes by. Sitting at my desk I felt my tummy rumble in that familiar way and I "discretely" tried to pass gas, as one does. A small push didn't release the pent up pressure. No problem. I looked around to see if anyone else was in my office and discovered I was alone. So I figured why not rip a big one?

I learned the lesson that pushing out a big toot while plugged will launch said plug into your underpants causing you to panic thinking you sh!t your pants. Then you'll get up from your desk chair to quickly, stumble a little, then fall right as your boss walks in. Then as he rushes to help you up, you'll scream "DON'T COME ANY CLOSER" trying to spare him from the sight of you thinking you sh!t your pants when, in actuality, you just pushed your plug out. Then you'll have to run to the bathroom mortified still thinking you sh!t your pants and screamed at your boss, only to realize it isn't nearly as bad as you thought and you had a huge overreaction.

I definitely was relieved there was no accident, but I couldn't leave the bathroom for 10 mins out of sheer embarrassment. Needless to say I will never be wearing a plug in public again.

If you're my boss, please know that I am sorry for a very confusing Tuesday morning.

Tldr; Wore a buttplug to work, needed to toot, accidentially pushed my plug out and yelled at my boss.

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