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TIFU by finding my dildo in a place I never put it

Ok so this Is really embarassing (excuse my english)

My Life Is already weird and shitty atm but I have to explain a little. Now I live at my mom house, I'm 24f and since a month my (34m) brother came back home (not forever) and it's a shitty situation because he was really abusive towards me and mom in the past (not sexually) I feel always anxious staying in the same small home and I just hope he will go away soon.

Anyway I have a dildo and I keep It inside my wardrobe, under all the clothes.

One hour ago I took the dog outside while saying to my brother "if you stay inside the house I need to go out" . He said like "yeah go away"

I came back, went in my room and what I found? My wardrobe open with the dildo placed in the foreground.

it's impossible It was my mom because she's not that weird. She would just have left it where it was.

I'm sure it was him. But honestly? Who cares. You don't go in my room looking for whatever. And I have no problem saying I have a dildo, he wants me to feel shame I think. Like he always did with everything. But I was little and he manipulated me, now he can't anymore. I hate him so much. I just hope he will go away soon but after this episode I don't know... Maybe it's better if I go away before him. As soon as possible :(

Sorry it's more a rant in the end. I don't want to go outside my room lol :( It makes me laugh at the same time. Wtf

TL : DR

I'm sure my older brother (shitty person) found my dildo and he placed in a way I would understand he saw it. I just feel weird

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