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I (22M) have been talking to a girl for a few weeks now and things have been going really good. We had a couple of dates in the last couple weeks and so we decided to have a movie night at her place on the 3rd one. We got through some movies when I had to pee from all the water I had during the movies so I went into her bathroom. This is where it starts to go downhill, she has one of those personal bathrooms that connect to the master bedroom and it’s pretty small and you can hear everything coming from the bathroom while you’re in the bedroom. So I walk in and started doing my business then I sensed a fart brewing, I felt like I had to let it out so I attempted to make it slow and quiet. To my surprise, it was the exact opposite. It was such a forceful fart it felt like an earthquake came from my ass, probably loud enough to hear from across the apartment. Now my fellow guys, you know how it feels to let out that fart after a long date when you’ve been holding it in. This is where I fucked up, I let it out basically right in front of her. After immediately feeling the regret, I had to work up the courage to open that door that she would be sitting right behind. Neither of us mentioned it once I came back out but there is no doubt in my mind that she heard that rumble clear as day. TL;DR: tried to let a quiet fart out in a girls apartment bathroom on the 3rd date, ended up being extremely loud and long.
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