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Tifu by accidentally uploading me and my gf having sex

First I have to say, this is probably the most embarrassing shii I’ve done in my 20 years of being alive, and with all the years I have left, this we’ll probably take the cake. Me and my girl have sex quite a bit when we’re together.

We sometimes record ourselves doing so and just save for when we’re apart at times( jobs) or if we just want to see how crazy we went the other night.

So a day ago we basically went “balls to the wall” and had sex for quite awhile and we recorded a good bit of it. It was about 2 mins worth of 5 videos. As I said before we like to keep the videos and entertain ourselves when we’re apart. Well…. I sent them through Snapchat and it every single fucking video got sent to her, and somehow, it got sent uploaded to my Snapchat story as well. My girl just so happened to open her Snapchat to look at the vids I sent her and there it was on my story for everybody to see. I had no idea for 2 hours that those vids were up and neither did the 17 people that seen it. I was so busy trying to delete it while my girl was crying so hard, I didn’t see it who seen it. In hindsight, I think it’s better this way , it gives me more comfort not knowing who seen it.

The amount of apologizing I’ve done because of how embarrassing I made my girl feel and the amount of embarrassment I feel as well, the next morning as I’m writing this, I still want it to be just a fucked up dream. I do admit I’m a bit insecure in myself and my girl has her battles, but in no way we’re not confident in ourselves. We was fucking and giving head like we was coked up pornstars out the 80s. I just hate someone else seen how intimate we were and I made her feel embarrassed. Also since then I deleted every other social and that’s why I decided to vent on here, I fw Reddit. I’m sorry again stink if you ever see this postđź’™.

TL;DR - I accidentally posted me and my gf having rounds of sex to my Snapchat story for 2 hours for everyone to see. Lots of embarrassment and crying later,here we are.

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