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TIFU by drinking too much wine

Before starting the story I want to make some things clear, I (M,16) live in Romania (this is important because people don't give a fuck about the legal drinking age here and you can go anywhere and buy alcohol).I have two really good friends, F1 (M,15) and F2 (M,16).

The fuck up happened on F2 birthday, me and F1 decided to surprise F2 with a wine so I told him to buy it before we went out to celebrate.

So we go out, we say happy birthday to F2 and give him our present, the wine. We started drinking the wine and it was awful and I questioned F1 what kind of wine did he purchased. Well it turns out that he bought a 2l bottle of red wine for 20 leu(which is about 4 dollars). I didn't want the wine to go to waste, so I drank most of the wine (about 1,5l). After drinking the wine, we went to a pizza place and ate pizza and drank beer. We stayed out till 11:00 pm. I got home at about 11:15 pm. I didn't feel dizzy and didn't need to vomit so I went to bed at around 11:30 pm. At around 12:30 I woke up because I needed to vomit really badly, so I ran to the bathroom. The bathroom is pretty small (2 meters wide, 3 meters long and 2.3 meters high),when you enter the bathroom on your right there is a washing machine and right after it there is the toilet. Now when I entered the bathroom, I couldn't hold the vomit in any longer and started to vomit into the washing machine, I somehow managed to turn my head towards the toilet and leaned down. Now this is where the real fuck up happened, as so much vomit came out of my body with such force that the toilet couldn't handle it and vomit got everywhere and I mean it, all of the bathroom was covered in vomit, even the ceiling, from knee down I had vomit on my legs and I was stepping into my own vomit.

It took me 2 hours to clean the mess. So the moral of the story is that you shouldn't drink 1,5l of cheap wine.

TL;DR: Drank too much time vomited on the ceiling.

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