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Tifu by sending *ahem* revealing pictures of myself to a girl online

Tifu by sending ahem revealing pictures of myself to a girl online

Tifu by sending revealing pictures of myself to a girl online. It started as an innocent conversation, I then checked out her page not knowing who she was. I told her I thought she was hot (which was the truth) and she asked me for a picture of myself. I sent her a normal shirtless picture of myself in a pair of shorts to which she replied “very handsome”. I asked her about some of her hobbies, which included sports, cuddling, and naughty games. I said to her “oh really?” With that little devil face emoji. She sent the emoji back and asked if I was “freaky”. I said “not normally, but I can make an exception” just trying to get into her pants. So we played, we went back and forth sending ahem naughty pictures of ourselves to each other. I was very careful not to include my face in any of the pics I sent her. This went on for a while, until she asked me for a full mirror pic. At this point I was so far in that all my logic and reasoning went out the window, so I sent it. BIG MISTAKE. She said she was making a video for me, but actually she was screenshoting every pic I sent her and threatening to send them to all my followers if I didn’t pay her $500. Little did she know, I don’t turn 18 for a few months. Oops. I told her I’m not paying that. So she sent me a screenshot of her sending it to one of my followers. Guess who that follower was. My mother. A little background on my mom. Since I was diagnosed with high functioning ASD (autism spectrum disorder), she has made amazing strides in being more understanding of me and my actions. And has been nothing but supportive of everything I do (even when I mess up). Luckily she didn’t see the messages. When she asked me if I was ok (because I was visibly shaken up) I said “no mom, I’m being extorted for $500”. Without freaking out (like most parents would) she said to me “let me see”. My imidiate thought was “oh no, she’s gonna kill me” but nope, I was dead wrong. The first thing she did was tell me to screenshot the entire conversation and send it to her. Which I did because I didn’t want to risk getting in any trouble with her. She then went online to find the Internet Crimes Against Children Division phone number for the police and filed a report. So I did what any sane person would do in this situation, I stalled the girl trying to extort me. I told her, “I’ll have the money tomorrow, I swear” as if I’m gonna pay her. She said “ok, u have 24 hours”. Idiot. She just gave me more time to get all my friends to report her account and contact more people about what I should do. So now I have a bunch of my friends reporting her constantly to the app in which we had exchanged pictures. She doesn’t know yet but she is ultra mega screwed, because not only is she distributing revealing images of a minor, but since I have autism, I am protected by the disability act. She took advantage of a child. But not just any child, a “disabled” child. (I put the word disabled in quotes because I am so high functioning that 99% of people have no idea about my diagnosis unless I tell them). So yea, I’m not sure what the maximum jail sentence is for extortion or distribution of revealing images of a minor, and add the disability on top of that, but my guess would be at the absolute minimum 25 years (assuming she makes it that long in prison after people find out what she did). The problem is not quite resolved, but I can rest easy knowing that I have more than enough information to get her convicted. Thanks mom for helping me out of this pickle.

TL;DR I sent pictures of myself to someone who tried to extort me and she paid the price.

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