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Tifu by sexting with a random girl from Reddit, she turned out to be a dude.

Today I just wanted to try something new so I decided to scour Reddit to find some of those subreddits where people share their snapchats with the purpose of sexting or selling nudes. I got in touch with a girl and she send me some nudes and asked me if she could video call me to see me pleasure myself. I obliged and after it was all done we were just chatting for a bit and then she asked me to send her a full body nude picture of myself with my face in it. I said I wouldn't do that because I am new to this and don't fully trust her yet with such a clear picture of me (I mostly concealed my face during the videocall). Then "she" confessed to be a 30 yr old guy, and said I have a small dick. I replied with "you must have a very fulfilling life...", Then I blocked him.

Tbh, I don't even care, still had a good time and I won't let the hindsight of knowing it was a dude ruin it. I mainly feel petty for this guy. He literally doesn't have anything better to do in the middle of the day than to watch some random guy jerking off, moaning a random girls name and then insulting his penis size... Why, in all that is holy would he think I care about a sad, thirty year old lowlife's opinion of my penis.

Overall, even though he fooled me, I feel like I came out on top. I was just horny and wanted to sext with a girl, I feel no shame about that. As long as there's two adult consenting parties anything goes. Whatever people do on the internet isn't my business, and what I do online isn't anyone else's. The other guy though, what a sad life it must be to spend your days putting a Snapchat name on a public forum just so you can humiliate other people who react to it in pursuit of some intimacy. I'm more embarrassed for him than for me...

As a last message from me to whoever reads this: you probably already know this but stay safe out here on the internet, it's quite easy to lie on here as it turns out 😛

Tldr: I was sexting with a random girl I met on a Snapchat sexting subreddit, but I was fooled by a 30 year old man. I'm not even mad because what he did is way more pathetic and sad then what I did (or tried to do anyway...).

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