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TIFU by getting WAY to Drunk and being Intimate with my Grandfather

Firstly, let me clarify that this did not happen today, but yesterday night. I feel so ashamed and I don’t know what I’m supposed to do as of writing this. I also want to say that English isn’t my first language so I’m sorry if the grammar isn’t perfect. I (21F) and my extended family had a family reunion yesterday because we hadn’t seen each other in a long while. I was traveling with my mom (48) and step-brother (14) to meet up with my dad and his father at his apartment. Before I go on any further I should mention that my dad (44) isn’t my biological father, and his dad (my “grandpa”) is quite young (59). My biological father left me when I was very little, and I have no contact with my family on his side. So anyways, everything was going smoothly that evening. We were having a few drinks and laughs, when my mom suddenly felt unwell and had to go lay down. As this was kinda late in the evening, my dad decided to go with her. At this point, there was only me and my grandpa left at the dinner table (my brother had to go to bed early because he had early football practice in the morning.

I don’t know who started it, but I know both me and him had too much to drink, and he started talking about his youth and how he used to try to pick up girls at the bar. I don’t know why, maybe because I was wasted or something, or the fact that we were sitting in a very dimly lit room but he started to look more attractive, especially when he was talking about his youthful days. (I can't believe I'm telling you this).

As I mentioned earlier, I don’t know if I made the first move, but I do remember us sneaking to his bedroom giggling and us making out in his bed, and not so much after that. When I woke up I was alone and this feeling of sudden remorse and guilt hit me. It all felt like a horrible fever dream. I was afraid what would happen if my parents found out.

I found out a couple of hours ago that my grandpa had told my parents that I had fallen asleep in his bed in my drunken slumber yesterday, so he let me sleep in his bed, and he had slept on the couch (the plan was originally for me to sleep on the couch).

I do not know what I will do if anyone finds out about this. This is obviously a throwaway account and no one in my family is on reddit as far as I know. This is by far the worst thing I have ever done, and it probably could ruin our family. I’m writing this at home and it’s gonna be really awkward in any future visits to my grandpa.

Tl:dr I got way too drunk on a family reunion and got way to intimate with my grandpa

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