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TIFU by picking up a small baggie of weed off the ground and taking it into my place of work..

I walk to work and go home for lunch everyday. Last Monday I was walking home from lunch and took my regular route through a parking lot that backs to a local BBQ place, and is used by many of the restaurant staff.

While walking I spotted something shiny and purple on the ground between two cars so I stopped to check it out, and when I reached down to see what it was, I found a small bag with a label saying "Purple Punch" and when I turned it over it was a couple of grams of decent looking bud.

Here is where I fucked up - I just put it in my pocket, thinking "ground score" - cool. The parking lot being right next to the BBQ place meant that there was a big smoker pumping out aromatic hickory smoke, so that was all I could smell.

Well, I got into the office (I work for a local government at the Government Center) and about 5 mins later start smelling a really strong reek of weed, and thought, "who the fuck smells like weed?" DOH! It was me! Shit! This cannot abide. I pulled the offending package out of my pocket, wrapped it in 3 plastic bags, throwing in some orange peels, and then put that into a sealed travel mug and buried it under my desk.

Nothing ended up happening, but even though legal in my state, I have a semi official job and it would have been a really bad look...

Tl:Dr found a bag a super stinky weed and brought it into my governmental office smelling up the place...

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