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TIFU by giving myself a possible yeast infection trying to clean myself for a new partner

As the title describes it, TIFU by possibly giving myself a Yeast infection trying to get clean for a new partner.

I have been talking to this new beau for a few weeks now. They’re an awesome person and very much my type. I was really trying to get it on with them this weekend, BUT there was one thing in my way, my menstrual cycle. It was towards the end of it so I thought I could just warn them about the situation, and then clean myself really well with some good soap and let that be that(that was obviously not the case). I must’ve cleaned myself TOO well, and maybe left some soap in there on accident as I was trying to shave at the same time, because the next day I woke up in SEARING pain. TMI but my vulva and everything else my mother gave me felt like I had just slapped it onto a freshly oiled Sunday morning fried chicken skillet. The shower following did not compare to this, it was worse. As of today it’s been two days of tip-toeing around my home while I wait to see my doctor.

And no, I did not get my happy ending, they didn’t text back.

TL:DR My pussy lips are currently kissing the devil himself after trying to clean up for a hot date.

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