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TIFU by having an impromptu gangbang with crack and methheads

I’ll be honest it’s a weird one for me and I feel the need to trauma dump. I went on a date with this girl it went well but ended earlyish as she had work the next morning. From an age younger than I’d care to admit I’ve had access to a swinging website. I had been pretty horny all day and was in the mood. Messaged a couple on there that said they were down. Walked about 35 mins away from my home to theirs. Arrived and it was a dimly lit room. Female face down arse up. Proceeded to do what I intended and we started fucking. After a short while another couple arrive. We go downstairs to have more space. Got a bad vibe off the new couple as soon as they walked in. Gave strong alcoholic vibes. As we’re getting on with things and peoples clothes start to come off and people get more loose I start to notice some things. The male from the original couple has track marks up his arm from what I can only assume is heroine. Alarm bells are ringing. I take a bit of a back seat as im starting to feel uneasy. Then low and behold out comes the meth pipe (fuck). Im no stranger to drugs but even for me this was a bit much. I’m starting to plan an exit strategy. While this is all happening the new couple have had a few hits from the pipe and the woman will not stop talking. Tells her whole life story mid gangbang. She was raised in care after being raped and abused along with her 7 other siblings. She stole her sisters identity in order to work. She hasn’t tried meth before but has done plenty of crack. Her man also tells his life story. In and out of prison, abused as a child, sold guns most of his life and has had them pointed at his head. Furthermore also keen on the ol’crack rock. At this point I just think fuck it and I go get changed and leave. Im not one to judge but fuck me that was an experience. My plan is to go to the pharmacy tomorrow morning and hope they will start me on PrEP just in case. Not sure I wanna take that risk. Although apparently I thought unprotected sex was an okay decision. Fml.

TL;DR: Had unprotected sex with a couple of crack/meth/heroine users :’)

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