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TIFU by masturbating too long in the shower

So I (19m) live in an apartment off college campus with 3 other guys. Everyone else was at class, and I decided to pop in a microwave lunch before hopping in the shower. Now living with 3 other guys and sharing a room with 1, there's uh not a lot of privacy. I wasn't planning on anything, but got in the shower, morning adderall kicked in (for my ADHD I swear) realized I was naked and it had been a bit, and went "eh might as well".

I popped in my water resistant earphones for a more err "immersive" experience and in case the roomies came back unexpectedly. I may have gotten a bit too into it. It was an um intense video. So what was supposed to be a quick shower turned into a 40 minute aggressive ham fisted session of earth shattering self pleasuring. I walked out a bit woozy.

You can imagine my surprise to get out of the shower to find it surprisingly steamy, but an awful smokey smell I hadn't noticed before. I walked out of the bathroom to the kitchen to find my kitchen literally engulfed in these giant ass fucking flames and the smoke alarm going nuts.

It turns out instead of hitting the microwave for 4 minutes I added a 0 and set it for 40. And set my entire apartment on fire. Immediately ran out and called 911, but they were already on their way. A neighbor had called after smelling smoke. The firemen came down. My whole apartment complex had to be evacuated. Lost most of our kitchen and our living room, and everything in doors with severe smoke damage. I wound up in the hospital for a few days due to smoke. My roommates are pissed. Could've died, but ngl now I get why people like being oxygen deprived during sex.

TL;DR masturbated in the shower for too long, wound up setting my apartment on fire

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