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TIFU by flirting with a partially blind guy who I thought was gay

The title says everything.

I’m a 17 year old male, I’m more of a feminine kinda gay guy so I have the voice. I can’t change it though. However, I don’t make being gay my personality, I don’t wear nail polish or makeup or girl clothes or stuff like that. Im just a guy who likes guys.

Well there’s this new student in my English class. SUPER cute, I mean like 10 levels of godlike, sculpted by the Greek gods kinda hot.

So me with all my flirtatious experience I have. Begin talking with him. Well, my voice kinda sounds like a girl, but it has male sounding to it so I thought he knew.

I am also, I don’t know how to say this, I have feminine facial features. So to this partially blind dude I may have looked and sounded like a tomboy.

So, towards the end of class, he adds me on Snapchat. And he begins asking me questions usually meant for girls.

Well in all my stupidity I thought he was being a gentlemen, when he pulled out a walking cane I instantly dropped my smile.

This poor mostly blind straight man has been flirting with a guy for over an hour. And my stupid self have been flirting with a straight man for an hour.

I then explain to him that I’m a guy and I see his face flush and he kinda laughs it off.

I’m extremely embarrassed and he messaged me on Snapchat but I don’t know if I’m gonna respond.

TLDR; flirted with a partially blind straight guy for an hour thinking he was gay or bisexual

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