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TIFU playing Mortal Kombat with a kid who didn't like losing

My gf and I were at the mall yesterday. We split up when she had to be at the hair salon. I decided to go to the gaming lounge inside the mall and kill time playing games. I paid for an hour of gaming. A random kid approached me less than 20 minutes later. I was playing Spiderman at the time. The kid watched and laughed every time I died or walked like a normal pedestrian instead of swinging through the city with my webs. I paused Spiderman and asked the kid if he wanted to play.

The kid said he wanted to play Mortal Kombat. Multiplayer. I accepted the challenge. Not gonna lie, the kid was good, clearly an experienced gamer, but his downfall was underestimating me when he realized I selected a female character to fight the big bad brute he selected. The kid was unable to defeat me and it seemed to frustrate him. Towards the end of my hour, I said "good game bro" and got up to meet my gf. I didn't see the kid again until my gf and I were going up on the escalator.

The kid and his mom happened to be on the escalator that was going down. I noticed him saying something to his mom before pointing at me as we were about to cross paths. I waved at the kid as we passed each other on the escalator. At that moment the mom took a photo of me on her phone and said "people like you should not be around children!" Everyone on the escalator stared at me, including me gf. We were planning to watch a movie, but the two of us were no longer comfortable spending more time at the mall.

I have no idea what that kid told his mom about me, but it must have been pretty dark to make her freak out like that. Lesson learned... lose next time.

TL:DR

Won a game of Mortal Kombat against a random kid at the mall. Kid got upset and made his mom yell at me in public.

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