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TIFUpdate by painting my inner walls with glitter: Yeast invasion (NSFW)

Somebody put me down.

3 days ago I made it known to the world about my fabulous vagina, decorated with glitter accidentally, and how my period came out like one of those bougie drinks. At first, I didn't think much of it, "it'll just pass" I so foolishly thought.

Well no, I feel just as stupid as I felt a few days ago, thinking that the glitter won't cause any other damage than just making my pads look like a preschool art project, BUT NOOO. Yeast infection, irritation, It's not like being on my period was bad enough, but now it feels like I have a tree branch on fire up in there as well. I'm sure most of the craft herpes have left me, but their presence was not taken lightly by my body. I just want to go back in time and sit my past self down to have a long talk about sex education and how to take care of my toy, or maybe just slap her across her stupid horny face. It just... hurts.

Like I want to cry kind of hurt, and I don't think I will be able to wait for the gynecologist appointment next week. Trust me I tried going to a walk-in but they swore up and down there was nothing they could do about it, I hate the healthcare system.

Once again, it just seems to getting worse, and worse, I fucked up.

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TL;DR: Unknowingly put fine glitter in my vagina about a week back, got my period, found out the glitter was there and now I have a yeast infection bad enough to start my own bakery. Bread recipes anyone?

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