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TIFU by making sure I didn’t lock my roommate out.

Happened a couple hours ago but it’s going to eat me alive for days. For context: I(M) have one roommate(M). We have a top n bottom lock on the inside, can only unlock/lock bottom from outside.

Here I am enjoying the most ordinary day off in existence. Made some breakfast, a lil’ workout, called my mom, watched a movie, a tad bit of work, and LAUNDRY. When I return from the work out I lock the bottom lock. I KNOW i didn’t touch the top one, that’s usually at night. I’m putting things in the wash and still wearing my workout clothes so I strip n throw em in. Nude but i’m about to take a shower so whatever. Then my brain does some speed thinking. I saw the time and think “oh roommate will be here soon let me make sure I didn’t lock the top” I know I didn’t lock the top, it was one of those moments when you lock your car door and do it again just in case. So I go over, still nude, doors not locked as I thought, i start walking away when I here a click, instantly look behind me and my roommate is opening the door. I BOLTED TO MY ROOM too late I fear. We locked eyes as I was running. I’m 99.9% sure he saw me in my primitive form. That .1% is my hope that he didn’t…he definitely did.

We made small talk after that and the air felt a but awkward. Waiting for the right time to slip a joke in to break the tension.

I don’t even know if he has reddit but if you see this man…I’m sorry I didn’t know you’d get here that quick

TL;DR: Doing laundry I took my workout clothes off to wash. Nudely went to make sure I didn’t lock my roommate out and he walked in on me.

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