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TIFU by letting a tinder date over with my friends

This happened last night / this morning

So I’ve been seeing this girl for a week. we met on tinder and I knew some thing was strange because she was kinda out of my league but I have anxiety and bpd so let it go as that. I’ve always stayed at her place but I was having friends over so I asked her to stay over. She came over to chill with friends and drink. She was being a lot so I took her to a bedroom and gave her water to lay down. She started screaming that I hit her and locked her in the room while the door was open and 3 people were watching like WHAT THE FUCK. Finally got her to calm down and fall asleep an hour later. She wakes up and doesn’t remember at all and when I ask her to leave she starts screaming the same accusations and when I offered an Uber home she screamed more so I called her mom. Her mom says this is not the first time and to call 911. She didnt like that I called her mom and came at me with a kitchen knife but she was very small and not really dangerous so I went outside and waited for police they go in guns drawn and she lost the knife but they bring her out and she says the same thing. I show them footage of the whole night from my cams and offer my friends info and they are like damn dude sucks to be you we will ake her home. They did that and a doctor came and I filled out papers to hospitalize her at her moms request. I had a chocolate poptart but was out of milk. This was all before noon. Super sweet girl and I hope she gets the help she needs. Where do I take her next week? /s

TLDR: tinder date had mental crisis and I called her a super expensive Uber and got her free socks

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