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TIFU by chugging 900mg of caffeine within 5 minutes

Recently I’ve just been insanely bored and tired of my day to day college life so I decided haphazardly to lock myself in my room and chug three 300mg energy drinks back to back within the span of about 4-5 minutes. I have no friends at my college and am severely behind in my coursework, so every day I feel both completely lonely and severely overwhelmed. Not trying to start a pity party but I’ve been feeling pretty bad about myself as of late due to both not having any friends and being accepting of my poor grades, so I see this as kind of a punishment for being such a disappointment to both myself and my family.

Anyways as for the actual fuckup, as I type this I can feel the effects starting to kick in. I’m definitely someone that has a high tolerance for caffeine, and it’s only been a little while since I finished the third energy drink, so I’m not sure how bad it will get, but as of right now I can tell that it’s not going too good! Very fidgety and starting to feel aching on the sides of my head. I also am slowly beginning to notice tension in my upper left arm. My heartbeat is a bit faster than normal, but I’m sure it will get much faster with some time. It’s almost as if I can feel the heat of my blood going through the back of my neck, and now it’s taking a lot of concentration to stop my right leg from moving up and down.

I had actually planned on having a 1200mg intake at once but my body just would not let me drink the last can, so I threw it away instead. I’m still not exactly sure why I did any of this, but with any luck I’ll just have some time to feel something other than disappointment, even if it is bodily discomfort!

Huzzah!

TL;DR: Depressed? college kid with zero friends and a shaky future intakes 900mg of caffeine via energy drink all at once, because of boredom and loneliness.

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