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TIFU I suggested during threesome dirty talk while having sex with my fiancee that we have a threesome with her sister

I am not even attracted to her sister. Last night during foreplay my fiancée and I were talking about her previous experience when she was younger, and I liked hearing about her being slutty back in college. One of the stories she mentioned that sometimes they'd do hotel parties where they'd get a cheap motel room or whatever and get drunk with a bunch of friends, and there were usually some hookups at the end. She mentioned one of the times she brought her younger sister to party, and ended the night in bed (without sex) with her, her sister, and a guy. The guy tried to get with both of them and made out with both her and her sister, and my fiancée didn't realize at the time until later. "Hahaha omg grosss..."

Fastforward and we're having sex and shes riding me. We've been fantasizing about having a threesome recently (usually MFM but sometimes MFF) and been doing a lot of dirty talk about it. Mid-dirty talk it pops into my head her story like 10 minutes earlier, and i go something along the lines of, "Mmm yeahhh, you want a threesome baby with your sister". And I instantly kill the mood. She gets understandably furious at me. She has a background of having self esteem issues and has been cheated on in previous relationships. There's also a background of one time I mentioned a friend of hers was cute (during threesome dirty talk) and she said that now all she thinks about when she sees her friend is how I want her instead. "Now how is she ever going to look at her sister?" She understandably doesn't want to talk to me, and now I'm afraid she will break up with me. All because of what I said, when I don't even think of her sister in that way. We just bought a house and have a toddler.

TLDR; After hearing during foreplay how a guy tried to get with my fiancee and sister at a party back when they were younger. During sex and threesome dirty talk the story popped into my head and I suggested a threesome with her sister. I am not actually into her sister. She's furious at me, doesn't want to talk, and now I'm afraid I burned our almost 4 year relationship and she'll dump me.

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