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TIFU by leaving a bag of condoms out

TIFU. i get condoms every time i go to the clinic for std testing/getting my birth control. i think it’s good to keep on hand even tho my bf and i don’t use them very much, like if i screw up my pills on accident, which i’ve done before.

anyways, i was gone this morning for a meeting and my bf tidied up my place while i was gone, and he came across a bag that had my emergency contraceptive, birth control box, and the godforsaken condoms. i came home shortly after and on the way home he texted me about it. i was able to catch him before he left and i realized how serious he was about it. i didn’t quite understand why since they were all unopened, so in my mind less suspicious, but he seemed really hurt. he had brought up saturday, which was one of my days off and i wanted to spend some time by myself.

on saturday he asked to come over late that night, and i just wasn’t up to seeing anybody. i didn’t feel like tidying up my place or freshening up to see him, i was looking forward to a rare night in by myself, plus i had work early the next morning and because he works late, i would have to stay up late too. he wasn’t really happy to hear that, even after i explained that i was exhausted from the past week and that i’m a loner at heart.

so because of my insistence on being alone and finding the condoms, he thinks i’m seeing someone, and that they came over on saturday. i don’t really know what to do about this since 1) i’m not cheating 2) i would never even think of cheating, i’m not like that and 3) i love him and would never want to hurt him, even though i haven’t done anything to tarnish our relationship, i hate that this has hurt him and wish he would believe me.

now he isn’t really speaking with me, which i get. i hope some space/time will help it. i’ve given him permission to look through my things since i don’t have anything to hide.

so moral of the story, don’t leave condoms out! even if you’re not doing anything shady

TLDR: left a bag of condoms out, boyfriend thinks i’m cheating, i’m not but it looks pretty bad

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